Thursday, June 14, 2012

Got Milk?

Well, it's taken some time, but we've finally embarked on the path toward biomedical/dietary interventions in hopes of lessening Sky's behavioral issues and Pink P's allergy attacks. Many parents (and some researchers) have found that casein and gluten for kids on the spectrum can cause something akin to euphoria. If you know my kids, you know they really don't need any more of that. So off we go...

Step one toward being gluten and casein free (GFCF): eliminate all dairy. As soon as I committed to doing this, I suffered one of my week-long grilled-cheese-on-rye cravings (perfect timing). We started with dairy because it should be easier to remove from our daily menu and because the results of the diet change are usually more apparent quicker than with gluten-related changes.

To begin, I explained to Sky and Pink P how and why our diet was going to change. I listed foods they could no longer consume--milk, chocolate, cheese, yogurt and ice cream--and then pointed out that we could find some fairly tasty alternatives. I didn't mention all the foods with milk as a secondary ingredient--pancakes come to mind--because I didn't want to trigger a panic meltdown. I still haven't pointed out that pancakes are off-limits for fear of incurring their displeasure during the first weeks of this process. At some point, I totally expect Sky and Pink P to be displeased, but not quite yet.

Then I took them with me to the store and let them choose milk-alternative drinks and yogurt-alternative snacks. We even bought "Italian ice" (a.k.a ice with flavor) because there was no way I was gong to spend $8 on a quart of coconut milk ice cream (incidentally, Ren's impulse buy of an ice cream/sorbet maker at Costco a couple of months ago--it was on sale--looks a bit like premeditated genius right about now). Since milk and cheese have always given Pink P eczema, the kids are already familiar with milk alternatives. They even like some of it.



So far, good. I just need to remember we are now dairy-free and be vigilant when we are out. I also need to speak up the next time Big Sissy visits and wakes up early and makes pancakes because she forgot to read the label on the mix and had only learned about the dairy-free thing 12 hours before.





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Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Maybe I'm a Tad Cynical

Pink P is going to try day camp this summer. The application form had a list of questions intended to help the camp counselors know the kids a little better. I toyed with filling it out myself (so I could just go ahead and mail the darn thing) but then decided to play by the rules and ask Pink P to answer them instead. It turned out to be a very illuminating experience. Here are the questions and her answers:

Q: What is your favorite color?
A: Pink (Duh.)

Q: What is your favorite sport?
A: Basketball (Wait. What? I'm pretty sure she's never played it. Or even watched it for that matter)

Q: What's your favorite thing to do in the summer?
A: Play outside (This seems like a pretty normal answer, actually...)

Q: What's your favorite food?
A: Strawberry shortcake (Me: Have you ever eaten strawberry shortcake? Pink P: No. --Alrighty then, next question.)

Q; What's your favorite place?
A: Home (Awww...that's sweet. Lazy, but sweet.)

Q: What's your favorite story?
A: Any story about princesses. (Again, duh. And have you read Cinderella Ate My Daughter? I totally agree with Peggy Orenstein that there is a princess-brainwashing epidemic--my words, not hers--among preschool girls, and it's scary!)

Q: What's your favorite animal?
A: Unicorn (Darn it! The whole unicorns-aren't-real-animals discussion apparently didn't go very well after all.)

Q: What's something that you're proud you have done?
A: Hug mommy. (Translation: My kid's an underachiever who may or may not be easily preyed upon by child molestors. Awesome.)